Title: A Little Bit Evil
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Relationship: Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Warnings: All the official warnings for this story come into play in this chapter.
Summary: “Apparently, my whole department placed bets on what my spirit animal would be when I came online and Jude says that all of them feel daft for not realizing I’d have a bear. Jude said I’ve got a nice, long fuse, but when it’s lost, it’s well and truly lost.”
“I believe evisceration was the analogy she used, dear.”
“Evisceration. Ta for that.”